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RutabagaClock

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It's nice that you added a playable tutorial, but there were still a few more problems. And that's not including the egg puns, there's too many of them.
I tried to play this yesterday, but the loading screen got stuck. I tried again today and it worked OK, but why was there explosions?
Next, I can't hear the sound effects, they're too faint and the music drowns them out. Maybe I can hear them better if the music can be turned off, but no. Also no WASD?
And why is there a blue key in the second level? I can't find any doors that accept it! There's a yellow door, but I can't find that key. It also didn't help that I didn't see the key.
The third level was very difficult to navigate. The music in this level doesn't help either. I actually agree with Stepford with this one. They made a good point. At least the blue key has a door and I can actually go there, but past that door, thank God I had stocked up on milk and had my health boosted, I kept getting attacked by rats and what looked like a set of walking udders. Not the most creative enemy designs.
The fourth level was a huge joke. Just go from left to right. At least that's a break from what is yet to come.
The final level is a boss fight. Is this the Farmer Figg that runs the place? Anyway, he's very difficult. Good thing milk fully restores health as well as adds a new hitpoint. I can't avoid taking damage here and kept dying a few times. That's where I gave up.

Here's some other points:
I like that there's a new music track for each level, besides the first two.

The game over screen looked worse than the rest of the graphics.

Rutabaga

EDIT: I beat Figg, but you two couldn't be arsed to do a decent ending. What happens after you turn him into cheese? Also good luck beating him without any health boosts, if not without taking ANY damage.

Erik responds:

Thanks for the feedback! There is a blue door in level one that opens, and you will also need 250 cheese to unlock our secret medal. There is a hint with colored tiles somewhere. We would have polished it further if it wasn't for the gamejam to end.

h3r3'$ h0w thiz $p33ch tran$lat0r w0rk$:

O becomes 0
E becomes 3
love becomes <3
the becomes teh
you becomes j00
S becomes $, except before I, when S becomes Z

I h0p3 that h3lp$ j00 und3r$tand.

All you have to do is SPAM SPACE and claim all the medals in seconds.
You will get these heights at least once.
3'3 (wittle sausage)
3'5 (taller than FNF boyfriend)
6'5 (actual height)
6'9 (nice)
8' (bigger than Tom Fulp's dick)

heyopc responds:

speedrun

Interesting puzzles, but I keep blowing myself up trying to 'rocket jump'
Other than that, the graphics are nice and the music is great. I have nothing to suggest other than the second level where I got stuck trying to jump to the exit and a way to switch the bombs without throwing them.

Rutabaga.

There's no limit to how many times you can jump in mid-air, so bounce those fuckers to infinity!

Hangar's always a perfect level to speedrun.
EDIT: Damn, my score got beaten!

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